Hello there. Well, it would seem that i am writing a blog post in the end.
I've been thinking about it for quite a while, and i have offically decided that it's a good way to practice my english, while doing something i enjoy, aka watching horror movies and talking about them. Will i ever write another post? Possibly, because... w e l l , i actually already have one ready, it's been ready for months.
Why have you been sitting on it then? you may ask... because it was only once i had finished it, that it occurred to me:
"... i can't really have my first blog post be about the EIGHT instalment of a movie series.. i should probably start from the beginning innit".
So that's what i'm doing 💀 i am starting from the top
THE BLACKWELL GHOST (part one)
If you know me, you know I am a whore for found footage movies (and mockumentaries alike).
I’m not sure how many I’ve watched, but it’s many... it's so many i should probably stop cause i'm scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point, but alass, i persevere. I don’t know what it is about them, maybe it’s the first person POV, the limited field of view, the strong feeling of authenticity... either way, against all common sense i keep coming back to the subgenre.
When it comes to FF series, I think the
Blackwell saga is one of the solidEST out there. The atmosphere is present, the scares are pretty effective, and it’s…
kinda charming? (is it the actor? I think it may be the actor…), which
caused me to literally binge the whole thing in a week. It may not sound like
much, but for someone who’s sequel adverse, and can’t bring themselves to watch
8 episodes of hardly anything, it’s a notable achievement.
The first instalment of the Blackwell series is a pretty simple but effective mockumentary movie. It's also quite short with its 60 minutes runtime, which is perfect considering the tricks on show are quite tame, compared to what we’re gonna see in the future.
So, what's the movie about?
The protagonist, Turner Clay, is a film maker that specialises in making cheap zombie movies. At this point in his career tho, he wants to branch out and try something new: specifically, he is very intrigued by the supernatural, and he wants to investigate the existence of ghosts/spirits with a documentary. Who knows, maybe he could prove that they are real?
After some looking around and some contacts falling through, Clay finally receives an email from “Greg“.
It contains a short, anticlimactic clip of a lamp turning on on its own... BUT if you adjust the contrast and do other things to the video, you can clearly see that there is some sort of entity approaching the lamp... intriguing.
The man claims
that similar events happen quite often at his domicile, so if he’s interested
in proving the existence of ghosts, homeboy should really pay him a visit.
And so: we
are off to Pennsylvania (Terry the wife is also tagging along).
During Greg’s interview we are made aware that both of his parents died in the house, one by falling the down the stairs and the other due to an unexpected heart attack...
also, Miss Blackwell who owned the building in the early 1900s murdered a
number of children and stuffed them in the well in the basement….. maybe that
has something to do with the house being haunted.
Another thing mentioned by the owner is that all ghostly activity seems to spare the master bedroom: he would often hear footsteps coming up the stairs and approaching the room, but they’d never cross that door (extremely spooky by the way).
Now t h i s was a nice touch, cause during the first sequel, we will discover that the part of the house containing the master bedroom wasn’t in the original house plan: it was an addition made after the death of Miss Blackwell… that’s why she can’t haunt it, cause it’s a foreign space to her.
C’mon,
that’s a cool idea, and well thought out in advance.
Conveniently,
Greg is just about to go on a 2 months long trip, during which the house is
gonna be completely empty…………. m a y b
e Clay and Terry could move in and
shoot their documentary?
Terry isn’t
particularly excited, but since homeboy is stoked she obliges.
SOOOOO time to set up some cameras and a ball on a table, cause:
ghosts are kinda like boys: they see a ball, they just kinda wanna move it.
That’s good to know.
By the way, why does that ball look fake?
I swear it looks like CGI.
The
activity is very slow in the beginning, causing the couple to wonder if the
building is even haunted at all. There are a few sounds, a light turning one by
itself and the basement door being found open, but also, are we sure we closed
it? Maybe we didn’t, so….
Right as they are about to call it a day cause the whole thing seems to be a waste of time, the ghostly apparition takes it to 100 and almost sets the house on fire while they are sleeping.
I really liked the shot of them
waking up to a bang and the smoke alarm, they really looked like two, confused,
regular people who have no idea what on earth is going on downstairs.
While homeboy is walking around the kitchen trying to disperse some of the smoke, Miss Blackwell makes sure to open the basement door to his face, making it obvious that that's where they should divert their attention.
Now that he is properly hooked, homeboy decides to read some vintage newspapers, particularly from 1941, the year Miss Blackwell committed her crimes. Thanks to this research, we are finally greeted with a picture of the matron
she was not very impressed with photography technology
He also decides to investigate the well, which is kept half closed by an extremely heavy metal grate.
First things first he tries to gauge its depth by.. using a string? Like, literally a string, with no weight attached to it…
wouldn’t that just… float round?
Well, apparently it went down 60 feet (about 20 meters), that string didn’t look longer than 2 meters but okay, I believe you.
Before leaving he fully closes the grate, which is something Greg asked him not to do, cause it’s so heavy he would need to rent some machinery to lift it again.
You best believe gym bossette Miss Blackwell is gonna blow that thing open before the end (actually she just moves it a bit, but it’s still impressive).
It's now the final night and, as it turns out, homeboy was very much correct about ghosts being attracted to balls: Miss Blackwell has, in fact, taken the ball to the basement, leaving it right over the well where the children were stuffed. How nice of her, she’s bringing them a toy.
She also pulls a sixth sense and opens all the cabinets in the kitchen, which was quite scary.
Well 👏 with the final night wrapped up, it’s finally time to go.
The movie closes off with homeboy reflecting on this experience, and on whether he should even release the footage, since no one is ever gonna believe it to be real. In the end, he goes for “fuck it”, and decides to publish the documentary anyway.
We also get the first taste of his pre-credits-over-the-music monologues, which are staple a feature of the saga.
As he talks, some stills containing human sillhouettes we missed during the movie are shown in the background, which was a nice touch.
I wonder if
we’ll ever go back to the Blackwell house.
Introducing:
THE BLACKWELL GHOST 2
This is
where the Blackwell lore really starts to take shape, heading into very
interesting places that will never be revisited in the future.. but anyways
So, apparently, after releasing the first movie Homeboy decided to go back to making narrative features, and ended up shooting some parts of a zombie movie at the Blackwell house. Cause where else was I gonna find an old house?
I mean, I don’t know, probably in plenty of other places way closer to your home? Idk
During their stay, him and Terry didn’t really experience any activity, but while rewatching the footage he shot, he saw some interesting things, which planted the idea of potentially going back for more investigating.
In the mean time he also received some memorabilia from a relative of Miss Blackwell, including an enhanced version of the newspaper photograph.
By the way, and this cracked me up, remember how Miss Blackwell was alive during the first half of the XX century? And she dressed like this:
Well, that
is not how people used to dress in the 1930s , or so I am
told, I know nothing about fashion.
Well, APPARENTLY, Miss Blackwell was a reenactor of the Victorian era (probably a big fan of the baby farms): she liked to dress Victorian, and forced her entire family to do so.. histerical.
So, thanks to this relative, homeboy gets ahold of a map drawn by Miss Blackwell while she was hospitalised, and also of an old vinyl record she loved. This is where things get a little bit weird, cause he’s like:
omg this is something she actually ✨touched✨.. this is cool
… I mean, we are still talking about a serial killer of children, maybe let’s tone it down a bit with the fanboying (he won’t)
It turns
out the map is suggesting that the old lady buried something right next to Blackwell
house, so we need to find out what it is (without asking Greg).
----> It’s a heavy metal safe, containing a collection of teeth.
Now.. this is crazy, like,
are those the teeth of the children she killed? Do they belong to victims that
were never traced back to her? Are they definitely human? I wonder where this
is going…. spoiler alert, absolutely nowhere, those teeth are never brought up
again minus a diva-cameo appearance in movie 7 or smth.
(this scene also contains a shit tone of, what I would consider, continuity errors, with the piles of teeth appearing and disappearing between cuts, but whatever)
So… homeboy gets a call from Greg, who informs him that he has decided to sell the house. It’s time to go back for one final weekend at the Blackwell residence and this time Terry can’t be asked to join, so he is alone.
O b v i o u s l y the vinyl she used to play every night before bed constitutes a new set piece.
Miss Blackwell is very happy he brought it along, as using the record player is one of the first thing she does. She subsequently goes full musician and plays the doorbell a bunch of times, clearly the old lady has been put in an artsy mood. Since she can’t be the only one having fun, she also brings the ball to the kids in the well, very empathetic.
During the last night at the domicile the poltergeist activity goes all out, with furniture moving, record playing, doors banging, and homeboy running to safety in the bedroom. It definitely one ups the first movie.
*cue final monologue over music*
and honestly, this one had all the potential to get me a
bit emotional: it’s the final farewell to the house, the place where it all
started and one I will remember fondly, especially as the series progresses…
but then………
but t h e n this monologue got a side-eye out of me cause, and I quote:
There sure is something special about this
house and the woman who haunts it. Even tho she was an evil person who did
horrible things, I can’t help but think of her.. as a friend.
👁👄👁
I will later show Greg all the activity I captured on camera. He told me she had never communicated with anyone quite like she did with me… and I can’t help but think that was because she thought of me the same way… as a friend ✨
…. OK….
Okay homeboy
I love that he leaves her the ball so she can play with it, they really are friends..
I’ll just leave
them to it.




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